Sore on War

I really wish my parents wouldn't buy Tabloid news papers, i can honestly say they make me feel sick and so pent up with fury that I manage to pull even more cynaism and hate out of everyday existence. I don't see how anybody (even the shameful majority of the Bonehead Britain who read Tabloids) can honestly take what they print seriously when you open to the next page and see a pair of tits or a story about a waste-of-a-woman who feeds her babies Big Macs. It would be like Paris Hilton teaching degree-level astro-physics with sincerity. Either way I am pretty bored of all this bullshit about swine flu, the Iraq settlement, Madeline McCann and economic hardship. No body has grown trotters and a snout, troops are still killing and being killed in someother Middle-Eastern wasteland, kidnappers aren't going to be dumb enough to parade Maddy on the streets like some cheap prostitute and no one is spending any less money now than they were 18 months ago.

I guess life is leaving a sour taste in my mouth as of lately, it all seems such a waste of time. Here's a joke to lighten the mood in my current miserable fuck angst.

'A man was arrested after running outside 10 Downing Street shouting at the top of his voice 'Gordon Brown is a fucking idiot'. He was tried and sentenced to 6 months imprisonment for public slander... and 19 and a half years for revealing secrets of the state.'

be-dum-bum.