Vexation on a Sunday

Part of the trouble is slipshod story telling in the New Testament. The intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low. But the Gospels actually taught this: 'Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected'.

The flaw in the Christ Stories, is that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being in the Universe. So when it came to the crucifixion oh boy did they sure pick out the wrong guy to lynch this time. And this thought has a brother: 'There are right people to lynch'. Who? People not well connected.

I don't like 80% of people I come into contact with, this includes anybody in the band Dungeons. I've only actually watched your set about three times but it's enough to conclude that you could put a blossoming ecstasy-bandit to sleep. Hence the necessity in mine and my friends karaoke and partying instead of standing around pretending to find any interest or enjoyment in your set. You're not individual or artsy. Never smiling in public doesn't make you deep. It makes you pseudo- pretentious because there is actually nothing for you to be pretentious about. If you're going to say something about me at least say it to my face, that way I can remind you how compensating for being socially nugatory by making pointless public announcements doesn't make you top banana. When I think about how cool you think you are it actually makes me laugh a little bit.

I can't believe I almost forgot how consumed some people are with what other people are doing. I wish I didn't have to work this Saturday night so I could go to another show in Ipswich and fuck people off.