18 year old studious female,
WLTM some motivation with a GSOH.
Enjoys sleeping in, reading comics and work completing itself,
Call 07841209256 if you're willing to fill me with a strong sense of accomplishment
and desire to do my work.
Irony is if I actually studied instead of posting shit like this my work would probably get done. My current student status carries the same worth as the British £ against the Euro.
'He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My week of work and my sunday rest.'
Thursday, 30 April 2009
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Down 'Til I'm Underground
It's been a crazy week. I am pretty sure a speed camera flashed me in London last night and we got lost, I paid for a Big Issue the seller then wouldn't give to me, I had the worst slice of pizza I've ever tasted, I've been told to my face that someone doesn't like me, I had Bean's older brother from Even Steven's eyeball me to the extent that I've had to pretend other people were my boyfriend, I forgot to get off my stop on the tube, had a drug pusher oogle my boobs, suffered food poisoning from a £1 Tesco pasta salad, laughed so hard I couldn't breath, wanted things so badly it was unreal, had a million memories I wouldn't want to change for the world and met someone I don't ever want to forget, my first hang outs with Rosa ruled and I'd marry her if it wasn't weird or monogamous.
Post euphoria I'm hating life and need to study hard for exams that I'm so scared of failing. My brother has some crazy cold and I'm sure he has swine flu because not only does he eat like a pig but he's been acting like one. He also did the robot holding an electric razor my sister uses on her bikini line, nice. Hypothesis: Reality blows.
Post euphoria I'm hating life and need to study hard for exams that I'm so scared of failing. My brother has some crazy cold and I'm sure he has swine flu because not only does he eat like a pig but he's been acting like one. He also did the robot holding an electric razor my sister uses on her bikini line, nice. Hypothesis: Reality blows.
Friday, 24 April 2009
Flushed Away
I'm currently attempting to drink 1 1/2 litres of water a day. I haven't been drinking anything else other than one glass of cranberry juice and it's proving a lot more difficult than first percieved. Not only does the taste of water make me feel more thirsty somehow(seriously?) but I visit the toilet on the hour every hour like some incontience-ridden geriatric. Apparently the '8 glasses of water a day' recommendation is a myth. Unless you're a fish or something. I don't feel any better for it so far, more like I'm carrying a water baby.
In other news I have both tonight and tomorrow night off work. This is both bad and good. It's bad because I need the money to fix my repetedly broken car but it's good because with a broken car I wouldn't be able to drive there anyway and I'd like to go to Outbreak in Bury St Edmunds this Saturday night. I, with some error, named my car Betty, aptly i know wish I had named her Shitty. She currently has a loose connection in the front right indicator and chugs like a tug boat when I start the engine. I think I should loosen her connections with a baseball bat personally. But the liklihood of me getting a new car can be compared with the liklihood of the Pope ever accepting homosexuals, or condoning the use of condoms.
Either way I'm just stoked that I can spend another week away from a resturant full of diners that I want to punch. Especially the people who tip me 50p like it makes the slightest fucking difference.
I've had a shit week, I want the 25th of May to come around more than ever.
In other news I have both tonight and tomorrow night off work. This is both bad and good. It's bad because I need the money to fix my repetedly broken car but it's good because with a broken car I wouldn't be able to drive there anyway and I'd like to go to Outbreak in Bury St Edmunds this Saturday night. I, with some error, named my car Betty, aptly i know wish I had named her Shitty. She currently has a loose connection in the front right indicator and chugs like a tug boat when I start the engine. I think I should loosen her connections with a baseball bat personally. But the liklihood of me getting a new car can be compared with the liklihood of the Pope ever accepting homosexuals, or condoning the use of condoms.
Either way I'm just stoked that I can spend another week away from a resturant full of diners that I want to punch. Especially the people who tip me 50p like it makes the slightest fucking difference.
I've had a shit week, I want the 25th of May to come around more than ever.
Monday, 20 April 2009
101 Facts
In complete mimicry of Rosa I am going to do a number-associated about me list. I a) have nothing better to do, b) want her to be able to read mine like I read all 101 facts about her and c)have never done one before and will be interested to see what I have the balls to write. I know plenty of things about me that I'd never admit such as:
1)I compare inserting a tampon to something as difficult as performing key hole surgery
2)Sometimes when I walk anywhere I count my steps, or if I am eating I will subconsciously count the number of times I chew
3)I have a phobia of chapped lips and becoming over weight
4)If I could be anyone for a day I'd be one of the Queen's corgis so I would know whether she does normal things like pick her nose
5)I definitely think I'd be a lot better at life if i was born male
6)I calorie count not solely for my fear of obesity but because i like mental arithmetics, I also work out the total when I am shopping and when I'm in a restaurant
7)I have an unhealthy obsession with breasts and how big other people's are compared to mine, I genuinely believe this stems from my mum and her friends getting overly excited when my sister, their daughter's and I all started developing a pair
8)I pick apart my appearance upon a daily basis but always conclude that my eyes are my only redeeming feature
9)I like the noise of gum when it pops even though the majority of other people find it severely annoying
10)I'd wear black every single day if people didn't comment on it so often
11)If it wasn't for my sister being a complete anti-thesis to me I would probably have been just like her
12)I do however wish I had her legs so skinny jeans looked better on me but I wouldn't sacrifice my derriere for the World
13)I'm not gullible because i believe every word someone is saying but because I've learnt from telling someone that something is complete bullshit, it makes me sound like an asshole
14)I really wish the spell-check on my Mac wasn't set on American settings because it potentially makes me illiterate
15)Likewise I wish i knew how to really use a Mac so I can change this setting, I'm too pompous to ask anyone for help and too lazy to look it up on google
16)I have a tendency to choose a favourite word for the week and try to use it as many times as possible, my favourite word for this week is 'chevron'
17)I wish I could accessorize, but I have the fashion prowess of a little boy
18)If i had all the money in the World I'd honestly give most of it away, i really don't know what I'd do with it otherwise
19)I do like Zebrahead and no I am not ashamed!
20)I take a chronic-fatigue drug that abolishes my short-term memory abilities- with disastrous consequences, I'm worried it's going to make me fail this year but so far I haven't done anything about it
21)I like having my hair stroked, not in a sexual way or because I think I'm a domesticated animal but because it feels nice
22)The majority of nights I sleep alone I manage to work myself into an anxiety-fueled stupor where I genuinely believe what ever I worry about is actually going to happen
23)The majority of girls I come into contact with make me feel like I should make more effort with my appearance/get a better hair cut
24)If I could bake all day and neglect all my academic and economic responsibilities then I would
25)Kinder chocolate really is the best chocolate on the planet
26)I have been and always will be completely smitten over Blink 182
27)When they broke up I cried
28)I feel the biggest problem I have with myself is I can't be completely honest about what I want or how I feel
29)The only person I am afraid of is my Mum
30)I completely doubt myself/my ability to do anything on a daily basis, it's like a small, repetitive breakdown
31)I generally couldn't care when other people break edge, I always thought it was something you did for yourself
32)The prospect of high heels and walking in them makes me feel ill
33)I think instant messenger and Msn was always one of the reasons behind a lot of my problems
34)Before I reach 20 i want to run in the Race for Life. I always forget to apply though
35)One day I will go on a reality-tv singing contest like X-Factor
36)I used to be vegetarian until i got diagnosed with a severe iron deficiency, I still can't eat a lot of meat without wanting to hurl
37)I'm writing a book but I am too self-critical for it to ever be finished probably
38)I'm a timid feminist and have an issue with girls who don't support one another
39)I think not voting in general elections makes you ignorant
40)I have a mental list that's forever growing of people who make me puke in my mouth a little bit
41)When someone is described as 'fit' I think it's not because they're handsome or beautiful but because somehow they're sex-worthy
42)I have another mental list of words that I don't like including 'snog', 'knackered' and 'cemetery'
43)I have a lot of extensive but irrelevant mental lists
44)I am pretty sure I have an OCD complex about bathrooms and their general nature of hygiene to the extent that my parents provided me with my own so I wouldn't freak out on a daily basis
45)I know so much about the Holocaust and Germany's history between 1915-1945 that the majority of people assume me to be a neo-nazi or unhealthily interested in genocide and social oppression
46)Bizarrely connected to this if I wasn't atheist or for some bizarre reason had to belong to a religion I'd most probably be Jewish
47)I really really hate those glasses with the big frames, it's a trend that has got out of control
48)I wish I had been around when it was socially ok to be racially discriminate if you weren't white just so see how utterly ridiculous and warped society was
49)I'm afraid of anything that's smaller than my fist and moves
50)My upper arms are so muscular that I look like I pump iron, I don't and I'd rather you didn't make comment on my guns
51)I don't find any of the girls off 'The Hills' pretty, and no it isn't because I'm jealous
52)Even I'd make out with Megan Fox, she's that hot
53)I can't stand romantic comedies but somehow always end up watching them
54)The only horror movie I can say that generally scared me was The Ring
55)When I try to think about the best day of my life I always think about the day Daniel and I went to Disney World together for the first time
56)Whilst being the curator of the NYC history museum would be my dream job, I'd do anything to be one of the Disney princesses at the Disney World in California or Florida
57)I always contemplate what would happen to the rest of the World if I died, not because I think I'm important but I think that's only when people realise exactly what someone meant to them
58) I've always seriously favoured suicide after middle-age so I don't end up old and completely decrepit
59)Losing things is probably the only thing to make me really really angry
60)I'm always right even when I know I'm wrong
61)I have always wanted a cat but am terrified of being scratched by one
62)I really hate when guys shave everything but a little patch of hair under their chin, it irritates me and I can't help but talk to it if I ever have to speak to anyone like that
63)I never know whether to look a person in the eye when I am having a conversation with them, I can't decide if it's rude not to or uncomfortably weird if I do
64)I would of dropped out of sixth form 6 months ago if I didn't whole-heartedly believe it's essential in me continuing the rest of my life, I hate it that much
65)I would create a fictitious situation in my life just to get on the Jeremy Kyle show
66)Passing my driving test was one of the best things to ever happen to me
67)So was getting into hardcore.
68)I've tried giving up chocolate on a monthly basis since I was 15, it has never worked
69)If I ever met the first person to consider oral sex I'd give them a pat on the back
70)I didn't really need to wear a bra until I was about 14/15, I actually got teased about this
71)I have never broken a single bone in my body or had a filling, by typing this I am worried that I now will
72)I guess you could therefore say I believe in Karma or superstition and will probably touch some wood in the next two minutes
73)I love the variety of slang-terms and nicknames there are for the male and female anatomy, a friend made a list of all the different words for 'penis' once and it made me laugh my whole way through the last two years of high school
74)I have a circle shaped scar on my left hand after I let someone drop hot plastic on it during high school, I really hate it
75)On reflection of the past 74 facts It'd be safe to say I 'really hate' a lot of things
76)I used to box twice a week until I realised boxing against the local gypsies was potentially dangerous
77)I wish I could be funny without being severely sarcastic/disgustingly exaggerative or viciously cynical
78)When I applied to Cambridge and got an interview I generally believed I had a pretty good chance of getting in, I didn't
79)I generally don't know what to do with myself when someone complains to me at work, it isn't until I get back in the kitchen that I ever think of anything good to say
80)I was in a band between the ages of 14/15 that makes me die inside of embarrassment every time I think about it, It's so cringe-worthy that I can't type the name without closing my eyes in sheer awkwardness
81)If i get buried when I die instead of cremated I will be so fucked off, well technically I'll be dead but it will still be really annoying
82)I make myself really angry thinking about public transport, it's always been that much of an inconvenience to me
83)I dressed up as an almost sexy-santa for a hardcore show at christmas once, i did it to annoy my then-boyfriend and it worked
84)My sixth form regularly holds alcohol-fueled student parties and I hate them that much that I let my sister go instead where she pretends to be me
85)I'm always tripping over absolutely nothing, I probably trip over on a daily basis and it never gets any less mortifying
86)My sister has decided that since I'm straight edge I'm not 'wild' in the slightest, I'd like to think I'm pretty wild, actually.
87)People watching is prominently one of my favourite things to do, I don't think I'd get as much enjoyment out of life if I didn't make up false personas for strangers I had witnessed during the day
88)I always laugh a little at people who try too hard to be dark and demure, I always laugh a little at people in general, it's not because I think I'm better it's because it's funny
89)I don't get people who wouldn't donate their body to science after death because they're not comfortable with it: what's there to be uncomfortable about when you're dead? You're going to be lying down
90)I have a severe issue with the concept of any female 'squatting' to pee, I won't camp because I'm not comfortable with that, I really can't handle peeing if I'm not on a toilet
91)I don't let my dog poop when I take her for walks, I'm not prepared to pick it up so she always has to wait until we get home, I honestly believe she resents me for it
92)I really hate it when anyone calls me mate, especially as usually they're not my 'mate' at all and it makes me feel like a man
93)The only fond memory I have of education pre-high school is playing Blousey Brown in the drama club's performance of Bugsy Malone
94)Who ever created the concept of pancakes also needs a good pat on the back
95)If I died right now my epitaph would probably read 'fuck my life'
96)I really don't see the point in Twitter or understand why it's the new 'in thing', surely it's just a half-assed Facebook?
97)I secretly adore any form of female ballad and sing along to them on the assurance that no one is around to hear me
98)Napoleon Dynamite really IS the most quotable film of all time
99)I wish my Dad would understand just how hilarious Will Farrell is
100)I'm actually a genuinely positive person I just really struggle to translate it verbally without sounding like a creep
101)If i could change one thing about myself it would be my insane ability to procrastinate, and I would muchly appreciate not having the build of a woman of the amazon
1)I compare inserting a tampon to something as difficult as performing key hole surgery
2)Sometimes when I walk anywhere I count my steps, or if I am eating I will subconsciously count the number of times I chew
3)I have a phobia of chapped lips and becoming over weight
4)If I could be anyone for a day I'd be one of the Queen's corgis so I would know whether she does normal things like pick her nose
5)I definitely think I'd be a lot better at life if i was born male
6)I calorie count not solely for my fear of obesity but because i like mental arithmetics, I also work out the total when I am shopping and when I'm in a restaurant
7)I have an unhealthy obsession with breasts and how big other people's are compared to mine, I genuinely believe this stems from my mum and her friends getting overly excited when my sister, their daughter's and I all started developing a pair
8)I pick apart my appearance upon a daily basis but always conclude that my eyes are my only redeeming feature
9)I like the noise of gum when it pops even though the majority of other people find it severely annoying
10)I'd wear black every single day if people didn't comment on it so often
11)If it wasn't for my sister being a complete anti-thesis to me I would probably have been just like her
12)I do however wish I had her legs so skinny jeans looked better on me but I wouldn't sacrifice my derriere for the World
13)I'm not gullible because i believe every word someone is saying but because I've learnt from telling someone that something is complete bullshit, it makes me sound like an asshole
14)I really wish the spell-check on my Mac wasn't set on American settings because it potentially makes me illiterate
15)Likewise I wish i knew how to really use a Mac so I can change this setting, I'm too pompous to ask anyone for help and too lazy to look it up on google
16)I have a tendency to choose a favourite word for the week and try to use it as many times as possible, my favourite word for this week is 'chevron'
17)I wish I could accessorize, but I have the fashion prowess of a little boy
18)If i had all the money in the World I'd honestly give most of it away, i really don't know what I'd do with it otherwise
19)I do like Zebrahead and no I am not ashamed!
20)I take a chronic-fatigue drug that abolishes my short-term memory abilities- with disastrous consequences, I'm worried it's going to make me fail this year but so far I haven't done anything about it
21)I like having my hair stroked, not in a sexual way or because I think I'm a domesticated animal but because it feels nice
22)The majority of nights I sleep alone I manage to work myself into an anxiety-fueled stupor where I genuinely believe what ever I worry about is actually going to happen
23)The majority of girls I come into contact with make me feel like I should make more effort with my appearance/get a better hair cut
24)If I could bake all day and neglect all my academic and economic responsibilities then I would
25)Kinder chocolate really is the best chocolate on the planet
26)I have been and always will be completely smitten over Blink 182
27)When they broke up I cried
28)I feel the biggest problem I have with myself is I can't be completely honest about what I want or how I feel
29)The only person I am afraid of is my Mum
30)I completely doubt myself/my ability to do anything on a daily basis, it's like a small, repetitive breakdown
31)I generally couldn't care when other people break edge, I always thought it was something you did for yourself
32)The prospect of high heels and walking in them makes me feel ill
33)I think instant messenger and Msn was always one of the reasons behind a lot of my problems
34)Before I reach 20 i want to run in the Race for Life. I always forget to apply though
35)One day I will go on a reality-tv singing contest like X-Factor
36)I used to be vegetarian until i got diagnosed with a severe iron deficiency, I still can't eat a lot of meat without wanting to hurl
37)I'm writing a book but I am too self-critical for it to ever be finished probably
38)I'm a timid feminist and have an issue with girls who don't support one another
39)I think not voting in general elections makes you ignorant
40)I have a mental list that's forever growing of people who make me puke in my mouth a little bit
41)When someone is described as 'fit' I think it's not because they're handsome or beautiful but because somehow they're sex-worthy
42)I have another mental list of words that I don't like including 'snog', 'knackered' and 'cemetery'
43)I have a lot of extensive but irrelevant mental lists
44)I am pretty sure I have an OCD complex about bathrooms and their general nature of hygiene to the extent that my parents provided me with my own so I wouldn't freak out on a daily basis
45)I know so much about the Holocaust and Germany's history between 1915-1945 that the majority of people assume me to be a neo-nazi or unhealthily interested in genocide and social oppression
46)Bizarrely connected to this if I wasn't atheist or for some bizarre reason had to belong to a religion I'd most probably be Jewish
47)I really really hate those glasses with the big frames, it's a trend that has got out of control
48)I wish I had been around when it was socially ok to be racially discriminate if you weren't white just so see how utterly ridiculous and warped society was
49)I'm afraid of anything that's smaller than my fist and moves
50)My upper arms are so muscular that I look like I pump iron, I don't and I'd rather you didn't make comment on my guns
51)I don't find any of the girls off 'The Hills' pretty, and no it isn't because I'm jealous
52)Even I'd make out with Megan Fox, she's that hot
53)I can't stand romantic comedies but somehow always end up watching them
54)The only horror movie I can say that generally scared me was The Ring
55)When I try to think about the best day of my life I always think about the day Daniel and I went to Disney World together for the first time
56)Whilst being the curator of the NYC history museum would be my dream job, I'd do anything to be one of the Disney princesses at the Disney World in California or Florida
57)I always contemplate what would happen to the rest of the World if I died, not because I think I'm important but I think that's only when people realise exactly what someone meant to them
58) I've always seriously favoured suicide after middle-age so I don't end up old and completely decrepit
59)Losing things is probably the only thing to make me really really angry
60)I'm always right even when I know I'm wrong
61)I have always wanted a cat but am terrified of being scratched by one
62)I really hate when guys shave everything but a little patch of hair under their chin, it irritates me and I can't help but talk to it if I ever have to speak to anyone like that
63)I never know whether to look a person in the eye when I am having a conversation with them, I can't decide if it's rude not to or uncomfortably weird if I do
64)I would of dropped out of sixth form 6 months ago if I didn't whole-heartedly believe it's essential in me continuing the rest of my life, I hate it that much
65)I would create a fictitious situation in my life just to get on the Jeremy Kyle show
66)Passing my driving test was one of the best things to ever happen to me
67)So was getting into hardcore.
68)I've tried giving up chocolate on a monthly basis since I was 15, it has never worked
69)If I ever met the first person to consider oral sex I'd give them a pat on the back
70)I didn't really need to wear a bra until I was about 14/15, I actually got teased about this
71)I have never broken a single bone in my body or had a filling, by typing this I am worried that I now will
72)I guess you could therefore say I believe in Karma or superstition and will probably touch some wood in the next two minutes
73)I love the variety of slang-terms and nicknames there are for the male and female anatomy, a friend made a list of all the different words for 'penis' once and it made me laugh my whole way through the last two years of high school
74)I have a circle shaped scar on my left hand after I let someone drop hot plastic on it during high school, I really hate it
75)On reflection of the past 74 facts It'd be safe to say I 'really hate' a lot of things
76)I used to box twice a week until I realised boxing against the local gypsies was potentially dangerous
77)I wish I could be funny without being severely sarcastic/disgustingly exaggerative or viciously cynical
78)When I applied to Cambridge and got an interview I generally believed I had a pretty good chance of getting in, I didn't
79)I generally don't know what to do with myself when someone complains to me at work, it isn't until I get back in the kitchen that I ever think of anything good to say
80)I was in a band between the ages of 14/15 that makes me die inside of embarrassment every time I think about it, It's so cringe-worthy that I can't type the name without closing my eyes in sheer awkwardness
81)If i get buried when I die instead of cremated I will be so fucked off, well technically I'll be dead but it will still be really annoying
82)I make myself really angry thinking about public transport, it's always been that much of an inconvenience to me
83)I dressed up as an almost sexy-santa for a hardcore show at christmas once, i did it to annoy my then-boyfriend and it worked
84)My sixth form regularly holds alcohol-fueled student parties and I hate them that much that I let my sister go instead where she pretends to be me
85)I'm always tripping over absolutely nothing, I probably trip over on a daily basis and it never gets any less mortifying
86)My sister has decided that since I'm straight edge I'm not 'wild' in the slightest, I'd like to think I'm pretty wild, actually.
87)People watching is prominently one of my favourite things to do, I don't think I'd get as much enjoyment out of life if I didn't make up false personas for strangers I had witnessed during the day
88)I always laugh a little at people who try too hard to be dark and demure, I always laugh a little at people in general, it's not because I think I'm better it's because it's funny
89)I don't get people who wouldn't donate their body to science after death because they're not comfortable with it: what's there to be uncomfortable about when you're dead? You're going to be lying down
90)I have a severe issue with the concept of any female 'squatting' to pee, I won't camp because I'm not comfortable with that, I really can't handle peeing if I'm not on a toilet
91)I don't let my dog poop when I take her for walks, I'm not prepared to pick it up so she always has to wait until we get home, I honestly believe she resents me for it
92)I really hate it when anyone calls me mate, especially as usually they're not my 'mate' at all and it makes me feel like a man
93)The only fond memory I have of education pre-high school is playing Blousey Brown in the drama club's performance of Bugsy Malone
94)Who ever created the concept of pancakes also needs a good pat on the back
95)If I died right now my epitaph would probably read 'fuck my life'
96)I really don't see the point in Twitter or understand why it's the new 'in thing', surely it's just a half-assed Facebook?
97)I secretly adore any form of female ballad and sing along to them on the assurance that no one is around to hear me
98)Napoleon Dynamite really IS the most quotable film of all time
99)I wish my Dad would understand just how hilarious Will Farrell is
100)I'm actually a genuinely positive person I just really struggle to translate it verbally without sounding like a creep
101)If i could change one thing about myself it would be my insane ability to procrastinate, and I would muchly appreciate not having the build of a woman of the amazon
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Vexation on a Sunday
Part of the trouble is slipshod story telling in the New Testament. The intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low. But the Gospels actually taught this: 'Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected'.
The flaw in the Christ Stories, is that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being in the Universe. So when it came to the crucifixion oh boy did they sure pick out the wrong guy to lynch this time. And this thought has a brother: 'There are right people to lynch'. Who? People not well connected.
I don't like 80% of people I come into contact with, this includes anybody in the band Dungeons. I've only actually watched your set about three times but it's enough to conclude that you could put a blossoming ecstasy-bandit to sleep. Hence the necessity in mine and my friends karaoke and partying instead of standing around pretending to find any interest or enjoyment in your set. You're not individual or artsy. Never smiling in public doesn't make you deep. It makes you pseudo- pretentious because there is actually nothing for you to be pretentious about. If you're going to say something about me at least say it to my face, that way I can remind you how compensating for being socially nugatory by making pointless public announcements doesn't make you top banana. When I think about how cool you think you are it actually makes me laugh a little bit.
I can't believe I almost forgot how consumed some people are with what other people are doing. I wish I didn't have to work this Saturday night so I could go to another show in Ipswich and fuck people off.
The flaw in the Christ Stories, is that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being in the Universe. So when it came to the crucifixion oh boy did they sure pick out the wrong guy to lynch this time. And this thought has a brother: 'There are right people to lynch'. Who? People not well connected.
I don't like 80% of people I come into contact with, this includes anybody in the band Dungeons. I've only actually watched your set about three times but it's enough to conclude that you could put a blossoming ecstasy-bandit to sleep. Hence the necessity in mine and my friends karaoke and partying instead of standing around pretending to find any interest or enjoyment in your set. You're not individual or artsy. Never smiling in public doesn't make you deep. It makes you pseudo- pretentious because there is actually nothing for you to be pretentious about. If you're going to say something about me at least say it to my face, that way I can remind you how compensating for being socially nugatory by making pointless public announcements doesn't make you top banana. When I think about how cool you think you are it actually makes me laugh a little bit.
I can't believe I almost forgot how consumed some people are with what other people are doing. I wish I didn't have to work this Saturday night so I could go to another show in Ipswich and fuck people off.
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