Mactarded.

For someone with such a rocket up my butt 88% of the time I can be easily traumatised by anything more technologically recent than the Nokia 3210. Whilst my Macbook was predominantly a blessing it is also a curse. The matter of the fact is that I just don't know how to use it. I persistently believe that talking to it/ asking it 'what! whyyyyy? how on earth?' will solve any qualms I have with it and when something doesn't work or is 'temporarily unavailable' for over an hour I acquiesce and hide behind the archaic but reliable pen and pad of paper. I'm a self-confessed know-all but can honestly say this laptop has me in a headlock 24/7.

I've got my history exam tomorrow but again I've sold myself to procrastination like some cheap slut and am looking for any excuse to do something else. Hence my insistence in taking issue with my Macbook and repainting my nails not once but twice. What hurts the most is that after my exams are over this week I have to spend two weeks writing a history investigation on the Role of the Catholic Church in the Holocaust, so far I've established (or rather decided) that they didn't do a whole lot but other than that I've got more interest in watching paint dry, or trying to further my lacking Macbook knowledge.(which is actually just giving up and watching the Itunes album-cover- art screensaver.)

I've got about 12% of my Christmas chocolate left before I on a cocoa hiatus, just another thing I am traumatised about. I'm feeling sorry for myself - Kinder donations widely appreciated, technically if the chocolate never runs out I don't have to stop. Technically..